Yo Mama

Yo mama so smelly she made Right Guard call backup

Yo Mama

Yo mama so poor she watches TV on an etch a sketch

Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat the only thing at GAP sh ecan fit in to is the dressing room

Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat stunt agencies use her as a mattress

Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat she uses the circus as a trampoline

Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema ... it is the screen

Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat she has TB ... two belly buttons